DIRTY MIND? This bizarre gallery of rude-looking fruit and veg will leave you red-facedThese choice vegetables will certainly give you food for thought
YOUR five-a-day has never made you laugh as much as this outrageous fruit and veg display.
Banish boring Brussel sprouts from your mind, and let the porn stars of the vegetable world take a bow.
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Strawberry fields foreverCredit: Jam Press
Who knew aubergines could be so rude, or peppers so perky?
These specimens seem intent on making a fool of their eaters.
Whether it's a cheekily aroused tomato or a vulva-tastic pepper, some vegetables have clearly been flourishing in fertile soils.
Let your inner child bubble to the surface, as your bid to eat more fruit and veg this year gains a comedy dimension.
TIT-TOP TATTIES
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These potatoes look uncannily like a pair of breasts - albeit in root vegetable formCredit: Jam Press
PICK OF THE CROP
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For some vegetables, size really does matterCredit: Jam Press
BUM'S THE WORD
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This peachy posterior (well, a tomato) could give Kim Kardashian a run for her moneyCredit: Jam Press
RED HOT CHILLI PEPPER
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It's a pepper - but bears an uncanny resemblance to a vagina, too
AUBERGINES RISE IN POPULARITY
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This well-endowed eggplant just can't stay stillCredit: Jam Press
WHAT A COCK-UP
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The cheeky tomato is full of fire - and bound to get a rise from any shopperCredit: Jam Press
70-year-old woman stunned to find phallic-shaped pear in bag bought from Tesco
SERGEANT PEPPER
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The godfather of all peppers leaves little to the imaginationCredit: Jam Press
CRACKING FIND
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PEACHY CHEEKS
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A juicy find came a cropper in this fieldCredit: Jam Presshttps://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5253992/fruit-vegetable-pictures-rude-shapes-photos/
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