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Wednesday, October 31, 2007
  YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR NOVEMBER 2007
ARIES. This is a time to collect your thoughts and to become aware of yourself and your inner feelings. Cooperate more with those around you and try to become one of a team working together towards a common goal. Learn to be more tactful and to think before you speak; it could save a great deal of unpleasantness and embarrassment at a later date. Remember too that if you want to keep a secret you must never tell anyone no matter how sympathetic or trustworthy their outward appearance may be.

TAURUS. A certain degree of suffering is necessary to undergo in order to achieve further spiritual development. It should be regarded as a warning signal and treated accordingly. Plan well ahead to avoid possible disappointment.

GEMINI. This is a transition period from one stage of development to another. This is a time to forget the past and wipe the slate clean again, ready for a fresh phase. You should make an attempt to tidy up all those loose ends, terminate any relationships which have become stale and unfulfilling and put your affairs in order generally. It could even prove beneficial to change jobs if yours offers few, if any, prospects for the future. Then sit back and wait for the wheel to turn and for the arrival of the next stage in your development.

CANCER. This is a phase when you will be in a position to gain further knowledge through experience. Now is the time to use your creative energy to the full and o build yourself a reputation for being a conscientious person who can produce results. You should also gain materially from your efforts if you are prepared to shoulder extra responsibilities and to tackle any obstacles you may find in your path. A new relationship, which could in time become permanent, seems likely during this phase in your life.

LEO. This is the right time to do battle for what is wanted. Off with the kid gloves and stop defending yourself with excuses. This is the only way that you will ever be victorious. Once you have shown your teeth people will think twice before they try to fob you off with petty excuses again.

VIRGO. You may have to make some form of personal sacrifice in order to fulfill all your obligations, but this will turn out to be a blessing in disguise. Have courage and don’t despair, you are in for a busy and physically demanding time.

LIBRA. This is a good time to take a break from what you are doing. Stop trying to live your life on a head-on collision course with everyone else. Try to take a short holiday if at all possible but at least take a few days off to relax and let yourself unwind a little. A short period of enforced rest and relaxation now could have a long-term benefit on your health and physical well-being generally.

SCORPION. This is a very testing and challenging period for you from all points of view when you will certainly need to have your wits about you if you are to emerge from it unbeaten and unscathed. Be prepared for quick decisions brought about by unexpected events.

SAGITTARIUS. You could possibly gain more personal freedom and escape from the restrictions previously imposed upon your movements. You could, however, just as easily become tied down by personal problems and feel trapped and bound by obligations. Tiredness and strain due to overwork should be guarded against during this period of your life and if making long-term plans try to allow for the unforeseen by adding a few extra days or cents to your calculations.

CAPRICORN. Personal growth is necessary under this period when a few days spent entirely on your own would also prove beneficial to your outlook on life. Allow your mind to wander where it likes and be sure that you make a mental note of everything you see and do for future reference.

AQUARIUS. Greater care should be taken to ensure good health if you wish to come through this period unscathed. You must endeavor to slow down the pace of your life and proceed with caution and circumspection.

PISCES. You are almost certain to acquire a few extra responsibilities from which you can expect no immediate release. These may tend to cramp your style but when the burden is finally lifted it should herald the beginning of a new and improved phase of your life. Be patient and try to rise above these temporary restrictions.
 
Monday, October 29, 2007
  THE COLORS OF AUTUMN
 
Sunday, October 28, 2007
  SPECIAL POEM FOR SENIORS


A row of bottles on my shelf

Caused me to analyze myself.

One yellow pill I have to pop
Goes to my heart so it won't stop.

A little white one that I take
Goes to my hands so they won't shake.

The blue ones that I use a lot
Tell me I'm happy when I'm not.

The purple pill goes to my brain
And tells me that I have no pain.

The capsules tell me not to wheeze
Or cough or choke or even sneeze.

The red ones, smallest of them all
Go to my blood so I won't fall.

The orange ones, very big and bright
Prevent my leg cramps in the night.

Such an array of brilliant pills
Helping to cure all kinds of ills.

But what I'd really like to know...........
Is what tells each one where to go!

There's always a lot to be thankful for if
you take time to look for it. For example

I am sitting here thinking how nice it is
that wrinkles don't hurt...

 
Friday, October 19, 2007
  THANKS FOR YOUR VISIT!
 
Thursday, October 18, 2007
  FUNNY INSULTS

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

You'd make a lovely corpse!

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?


Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?


You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits...huh?


Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?


You love nature in spite of what it did to you?


I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?


I wish I'd known you when you were alive.


If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!


What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.


When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?


I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.


You're a mouse studying to be a rat.


Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.


Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.


I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!


If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?


There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.


Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?


You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.


 
Monday, October 01, 2007
  YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR OCTOBER 2007
ARIES. Business opportunities and travel are well aspected under this period. Stimulating developments should take place in your career which could result in several trip, probably abroad. These should prove to be a great success provided you get your facts straight and always play by the rules. If not -- watch out! Some form of partnership also seems likely and this could mean a new romantic attachment to you.

TAURUS. The keyword here is balance. Friendship is well aspected and it should be possible to find amicable solutions to old quarrels and arguments which can now be viewed in a different light. This should prove to be a particularly pleasant and harmonious phase of your life.

GEMINI. Your best advice is to keep a low profile. Keep your head well down and do nothing. If however you decide to ignore this warning, you should be prepared for disappointment, failure, interference and ruined plans.

CANCER. Now is the time to harvest the fruits of your labors. All your hard work will finally pay dividends and you should be well rewarded for your efforts. Once you have finished celebrating your success you should endeavor to relax, because this is what your body needs after all the pressure it has been under lately. Try to get away for a while if at all possible.

LEO. This should be a very favorable period indeed when you will feel victorious because you will see a major hope fulfilled. Good news is also on the way concerning a matter of a rather personal nature. When dealing with people who seem to oppose your views and opinions, it would be wise to win them round to your way of thinking by diplomacy instead of brute force.

VIRGO. This period indicates fairly major changes in your lifestyle -- possibly a change of job, residence, partner, or all three. Some of these changes and alterations you will make voluntarily but it will seem others have been almost forced upon you against your will. All in all, this will be a restless and unsettled period of your life when it will be difficult to know what to do for the best. Some people may seek comfort and advice through religious involvement while others may console themselves in a series of love affairs and brief relationships to prove their physical attraction.

LIBRA. This period promises happiness as a reward for something done in the past. In fact, this is very much concerned with what has happened before and how it will affect you both now and in the future. An old idea will be reborn making a much greater impact the second time around because of some slight modifications you will choose to make to the original concept. A happy period although there could be that feeling of déjà vu about it all.

SCORPIO. Increase is the keyword under this period. Now is the time to double your money and really make a financial killing provided that you pay attention to detail and don’t allow over-enthusiasm to get the better of your good sense -- and money. Material gain through skillful manipulation of your resources is definitely on the cards at this time.

SAGITTARIUS. You should try to practice economy whenever possible and store away any plans for the future until matters pick up again and your circumstances improve.

CAPRICORN. This is a time in your life when you should treat warily and consider with extra care any decisions or changes you may be about to make. Your immediate future doesn’t look too promising for several reasons -- some of your friends/associates are really wolves in sheep’s clothing and will take advantage of you whenever they have the opportunity to do so; partnerships and speculations could fail because you have been given second-rate guidance; union politics could play a deciding role in your future prosperity. Proceed with caution during this tricky period -- it’s only temporary and will eventually pass.

AQUARIUS. Many challenging situations will crop up when least expected. You will need all your courage to deal with them. Keep a firm control of matters as once you lose this your opponents will be able to take the upper hand. Troubles will be your constant companions but don’t despair too much as they will all pass, leaving you a stronger character for the experience.

PISCES. You should experience a period of particularly good health. You will be feeling on top of the world when no task will seem too onerous. However, you should try to resist the temptation to push yourself to the limits as this could have serious consequences at a later date. A wealthy marriage is also quite possible for those of you prepared to put financial security before love.

 

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