Three women: a German, a Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound.

The German woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. “That was my pager,” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained. “That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”

The hillbilly woman felt very low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she must do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her

The hillbilly woman finally said, “Well, will you look at that! I’m getting a fax.”

¶ 6:36 PM